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President Barack Obama was known to be a marijuana smoker in his teen & college days. His nickname used to be “Barack Oganja.”

 

Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.

 

No College Students or Graduates should be voting for anyone BUT Obama… Romney wants to DOUBLE the interest on student loans

 

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.

 

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.

 

If you smell smoke don’t panic.. it is just my brain on FIRE from studying for final exams. But thank you for your concern. Sincerely, stressed college student.

 

Throughout the course of eating on the go, endless nights of studying, and all that collegelife entails, it will be worth it once I graduate. You can do it!

 

College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?

 

I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy but then the murderer comes back, starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.

 

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Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.

 

42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.

 

In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.

 

Not drinking in college was the best decision ever!

 

School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more… then you work until you die. Great.

 

Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.

 

School for 12 years, college for 4 years… then you work until you die. Great.

 

Dear twin sister, I’ll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, collegehere we come!

 

Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

 

College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here

 

Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.

 

College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

 

Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.

 

Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.

 

Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student

 

Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.

 

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

 

Before college, I didn’t know what I was doing with my life..now I’m confident I have no idea what I’m doing.

 

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

 

College is not preparation for life, College is life itself.

 

I’m going to college. I don’t care if it ruins my career. I’d rather be smart than a movie star.

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Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student

Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts.

School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.

I really want to go to Penn State for college.

Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.

42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.

In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.

Not drinking in college was the best decision ever!

School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more… then you work until you die. Great.

Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.

School for 12 years, college for 4 years… then you work until you die. Great.

Dear twin sister, I’ll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!

Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here

Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.

College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

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